Freebird

Laila Rouass

Lucinda

Gary Stretch

Fred

Phil Daniels

Grouch

James Puddephatt

Phil

Alun ap Brinley

Rhodri

Geoff Bell

Tyg

Peter Bowles

The Chairman

Gwenllian Davies

Shopkeeper

Marcus Gilbert

Marl

Jonathan Holmes

Yenko

Caroline Hunnisett

Siobhan

Jon Ivay

Doey

Ian Ralph

Granite

Nick Richards

Motorway Coffee Boy

William Thomas

Welsh Farmer

David Schofield

Dart player (scenes deleted)